Recipe For Emo Pau

Ingredients (makes 1 serving only)

• 1 can Kings Of Convenience
• 0.5 tbsp overcast skies
• 0.5 tbsp blue skies
• 1 tsp intermittent showers
• perspiration, as needed

Directions

• Fold the overcast skies into the blue skies until you get a confused weather.
• Add intermittent showers until swimming dissolves completely.
• Prevent the skin from drying up by constantly perspiring.
• Wrap the desired amount of KoC, crossing legs neatly.
• Place in the dining room at 30-32 degrees C for about 9 hours.
• Do not open the windows until the time is up.
• Leave to cool before serving.
• For best results, chill.