Bad Karma

Or perhaps just measurement skills.

The legs on the new/old berms fit pretty tightly. Though I can walk around and sit down in them, it feels really... weeeird. I guess I forgot the material's non-stretch, plus I do think the tailor sewed further in than I would've liked. Just 3 bucks though! I'll have to stretch them or make them really... ripped? Mother said I should lose some weight -.-

The shorts are indecently short. Wiggles brows. And I love that the pockets stick out, though Mom and Bro were questioning me about them (pockets). I wore them to the beach today with a really loose long halter top in anticipation of my huuuuuge dinner tonight (it was EPIC) so I looked pretty skanky I guess - especially since the top was kinda low.

BUTTTT I managed to stay under the radar. Insert more brow wiggling. I saw like 10 people today at the beach - no kidding - without getting recognised. Not that they didn't see me. I CAN BE A NINJA!!! Stealthhhh..

No photos, nuh uh. My camera was dead as a doornail. I HAVE OBTAINED THE GOOD OMENS. Holds it up triumphantly.


GOOD NIGHT ALL
xox